WELCOME TO CLARKASTAN!
In Clarkastan, we do things a little differently.
1. Our government is run by the Minister of Bubble Gum, he's 9 years old.
2. We don't use the TTC, instead we get around in more reliable methods like; unicorns, Vespas and the bubble that Glinda, Good Witch of the North, rides around in.
3. Our national anthem is "Love in an Elevator" by Aerosmith.
4. "Because I said so." is a perfectly acceptable answer.
5. Our monorails say, "Por favor manténganse alejado de las puertas." Just
6. Official flower: Cupcakes
7. Official Sports: Stop Hitting Yourself and Are You Copying Me?
8. The only way to the water slide is via conga line.
9. We are taking Quebec with us because we like their food and it broke up with Canada LONG ago.
Given enough time in front of CNN, I might just start my own planet too!
Sandra Glover Clarke